What would I be?

I’d be a host of some sort. A talk-show host, or a late-night host. Heck, it might even be fun to be a game-show host. Something along those lines that lets me interact with people and perform as myself.

How do you get a job like that, anyway? I suppose you start out as a writer or comedian and work your way up until someone actually lets you go on the air. That’s how Conan O’Brien got his gig, I think.

In the meantime, I’ll just have to stick with doing it as a hobby. That’s right…I’m talking about the Battle of the Bards. Our next show is coming up in a week and a half on Friday, October 21, 2005. As always, we’ll be at the Waterloo Community Arts Centre, so come join us.

Wow, that started out as a whimsical musing and quickly deteriorated into a shameless plug.

Man, I’m good.